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very educational

Friday night Nate and I decided to have a date night and go to the Orange County Fair.  We thought that we would have a romantic night strolling hand in hand and kissing under the ferris wheel while holding a big fluffy thing of pink cotton candy.  Little did we know that we would both be drugged, shoved into body bags, tossed into an airplane and dumped in middle America, maybe Arkansas?  We were taught a lot by the people there, so much that I decided to share it all with you.  

We learned that women have a built in cigarette pack holder; their clevage.  We also learned that food is bigger there, so it must be better, right?

We also learned that if you spend $10 on 2 basketball shots in hopes of making a basket to win a UCLA basketball, you probably won’t make it.  Sorry, babe! 

 

We found out about some cutting edge styles that I just had to have.  I bought some of for all of you as well.  I just know you will love it.

If you cannot tell what it is, it is a fuzzy pink visor with elastic straps that hooks onto the arms of your sunglasses for only $3!!!!  Plus, a Hawaiian duffel bag with the same fabric.  I just know we will see it next month’s Vogue. 

One of the most interesting and creative things that we learned was something that you could create in your very own kitchen!

Fried Pop Tarts!

Fried Spam with a sweet and sour pineapple sauce!!  Yummy. 

There were also fried frog legs, fried Twinkies, fried cheese Ravioli and if you want to be really healthy, fried veggie plates and fried avocado. 

I do believe that the most fascinating sights of all were these stone lights that cured asthma, arthritis, stress, removes odors and helps you lose weight!  I bought five. 

One last thing people.  We had the best massage that we have EVER had for only 25 cents!

Okay, put all of the sarcasm aside for a second, we did have a great time together and had many many laughs.  You should all join us next year!

 

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  1. * Mom says:

    I wish I could have been there. This entry was worth the wait I check your blog everyday it’s been 4 days since your last post I hope you made a ton of memories.
    Mom

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 11 months ago
  2. * Courtney Brown says:

    that looks like so much fun. i loved hearing about all your stories at dinner. love you both!!! :]

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 11 months ago


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